Update: I may have been a bit hasty in blaming the ER7206 for this. I spent a bunch of time today messing with my network and switching all DHCP duties to another system to rule out the ER7206 -- and...

Just to note in the time it took me to write this post and now, my phone has gone from (34) to (89). This is pretty unacceptable and I'm hoping there's a simple solution here.

After my Unifi USG3P router bit the dust, I needed a quick replacement that offered similar capabilities so I went with the ER7206. It's been working pretty well thus far but I'm having one really...