Three things:

1 Main Deco top port does not work at all. I wish to use this for a wired connection to a laptop. 
2 Also the second Deco's top port does not work at all. 
3 Both Deco's bottom port can only work as WAN despite advertising saying all ports should auto config to WAN or LAN.

When I swap Decos between main and secondary it is the same problem. 

Firmware is up-to-date. 
Would be happy if 1 and 2 are solved.